Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Do you think it possible that the entire world is concentrating on making my life a living hell?

I am sitting here, at work, and wondering why everything I do turns to ash in my hands. Of course, it could be me and my actions but I am beginning to doubt that. I've tried self-blame already and it's neither satisfying nor helpful. The reality of the situation is that everyone else out there is actively, very actively, making my life difficult. Who do these people think they are?

I need a break from all this. I am taking Friday off and leaving the province, and my cell phone, behind! Do not try to contact me, I will be incommunicado. You may email if you like, I will respond at my leisure (on Monday morning), stay well and comment often.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Ladies and Gentlemen, today only, for your viewing pleasure, I bring you the most excellent of pleasures, the most sinful of sins, the epitome of decadence..... I am posting again.

I have been very busy since I last blogged. I had some quieter times in May/June but all of July has gone by in a whirlwind. I am as busy as I ever was, and to top things off, I have had a flu-like illness since the weekend of my birthday party. Not a hangover, but an actual viral influence. I am nearly recuperated so I can safely say that I'm back to work and staying there.

It's funny because I tried to blog on one of my sick days but I was too ill to compose a sentence. Finally I had some down-time but I still couldn't update you on my life. I also couldn't finish a sudoku puzzle (Not the fiendish, nor the difficult ones) and so I knew I was ill.

So work is going well, and by that I mean really, really badly, and I am really looking forward to taking a week off in September to clear my head. I am preparing to detonate a nuclear bomb inside the Linens N Things corporate headquarters but I have yet to find a supplier of the bomb and I currently can't afford to go out there and blow them up, but I'm working towards it. Of course, I am (more or less) joking about blowing them up. Why waste a nuclear weapon when a sniper's rifle will do the job just as well? But I digress...

I continue to want to blog a lot more but I have trouble deciding what my public wants to hear. It is very difficult to decide what is worthy of your attention. I would never present here something which was unworthy of your attention. And so, in that vein I will sign off for today. Stay well, all of you, and I'll check back soon for your comments (however vulgar they might be).

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