The Logic of Porcology

Ladies and Gentlemen, today only, for your viewing pleasure, I bring you the most excellent of pleasures, the most sinful of sins, the epitome of decadence..... I am posting again.

I have been very busy since I last blogged. I had some quieter times in May/June but all of July has gone by in a whirlwind. I am as busy as I ever was, and to top things off, I have had a flu-like illness since the weekend of my birthday party. Not a hangover, but an actual viral influence. I am nearly recuperated so I can safely say that I'm back to work and staying there.

It's funny because I tried to blog on one of my sick days but I was too ill to compose a sentence. Finally I had some down-time but I still couldn't update you on my life. I also couldn't finish a sudoku puzzle (Not the fiendish, nor the difficult ones) and so I knew I was ill.

So work is going well, and by that I mean really, really badly, and I am really looking forward to taking a week off in September to clear my head. I am preparing to detonate a nuclear bomb inside the Linens N Things corporate headquarters but I have yet to find a supplier of the bomb and I currently can't afford to go out there and blow them up, but I'm working towards it. Of course, I am (more or less) joking about blowing them up. Why waste a nuclear weapon when a sniper's rifle will do the job just as well? But I digress...

I continue to want to blog a lot more but I have trouble deciding what my public wants to hear. It is very difficult to decide what is worthy of your attention. I would never present here something which was unworthy of your attention. And so, in that vein I will sign off for today. Stay well, all of you, and I'll check back soon for your comments (however vulgar they might be).