The Logic of Porcology

Today I didn't have a bowl of rice with some kimchi for dinner. I had a nice filet mignon, medium rare, with a baked potato and a caesar salad. How can you go wrong with that nice feast?

Oh, and one other thing before I head out; I like traffic lights. And it seems that a chinese fellow with a dead raccoon is not amusing. (it is to me!)

Today is the 26th of March. Discuss.

It is very likely that Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is my favorite movie this year. Just thought I'd let you all know that.

nipple. Well, i've been getting a lot of flak for saying nipple in place of many common words. Apparently people find this word perverted, disgusting, or even inappropriate.

The reason this word is still in use is because it is all of these things. I continue to use it in order to stick it to those who would tell me what verbage to use. Fuck them. That's why.

You ask admin to throw you a bone, like 6% instead of 6.3% and they say fuck you and rub their holier than thou attitudes in your face. They look at you like they sympathize but they can't do anything about it. Only they can, they just choose themselves over us. Henry hates studnets (spelling is purposefully like this), we know he does, he doesn't deny it, and his actions regularly confirm it.

You go to the Board and you rationalize your participation by saying, "If I wasn't here they'd do it without me." That's true they would, but then you wouldn't feel embarrassed for being a part of the group that rapes studentswith unlubricated poles in the ass in front of their kids.

So much anger, so many swears, so few people to rape in return.

So the tuition decision is once again finished at the U of C. This year was my first as an actual decision maker, instead of a protester/observer. It is a different mindset, because you can say anything you want to the decision makers and they are required to listen while you speak (or at least not talk over you). You get a sense that they're hearing you, that they get it. Only the fuckers don't. They're just paying you lip service. Letting you say your piece while they de-lube their raping pole.

In the end, all students got raped in the ass with a non-lubricated pole, and quoting Dennis (not Timothy) Leary, "They're ain't a goddamn thing anyone can do about it."

Timothy Leary Related to Dennis Leary. Discuss.

nipple.

I am tonight going to have my second sushi feast of the week. I don't know why I love sushi so. But I am going to take it easy on the wasabi tonight. That stuff can really burn the esophagus. Especially when taken in abnormaly large doses.

To top the day off, I just read that Einstein was wrong, and that people have questioned his theories for years. If he was wrong then what chance do i have of getting anything right on my assignments and exams? I am screwed!

Tuesday is the best day of the week for hard-ons. I think that statistically you could prove it, but everyone knows statistics is just another word for lies. Really, I could statistically prove any number of completely ludicrous things. It's the nature of the game. Plus, I saw some chick with a boner today and I figure she's not the only one.

What in the hell is the world coming to? Today I only had one round of all-you-can-eat sushi. And I quote; "Holy fuckin bejeesus."

People think that I don't know how to play diplomacy. I have a brain, the rules are online, so I do know how. Also, you ask someone who knows (and that you can trust) what moves you should make. Idiots too often assume that they are smart, perhaps this is what makes them idiots??

There is no way to know.

Why is it that you put something like the previous post up and ten seconds later you get some "friend" who says that it's inappropriate. DR used to battle this shit in the SU and now it is I who continues the calgary battle.

When stupidity is left unchecked evil reigns.

What the U of C needs is a shooting rampage to make it a really good research University. We've tried more research funding but Henry just guzzles that up. Columbine was nothing, an unknown town before the rampage there. Now look at it, they've even got a major motion picture about bowling starring none other than the town itself. We need Michael Moore in Calgary.

I'd do it myself if only I had a gun, but those dastardly Canadian lawmakers have taken my guns away. (the latest protest against Gun Control.) Oh well, I can always go to the states and pick one up. smuggle it back in my rectum, etc.

I'm a cancer baby, and I'm proud of it. He dead.

I hate people who think they're your friend the moment you make a joke with them. Sometimes you're just making fun of them because you want them to go away.

A good friend once told me to fight stupidity, and I really try. What can one person do but their own share? But then I read the Gauntlet and all the stupidity on campus is laid at my feet, even the SU gets in on it.

Porcology is not an exact science, rather it a methodology for living life. It isn't like hedonism, but it's similar in rules. It's more like a set of axioms, from which all enjoyment and fun is derived. I haven't figured out all the axioms yet, but most important is the axiom of choice. You choose your own destiny. Next to that is the axiom of lemons. You choose whether or not someone hurts you.

A specific friend comes to mind as I write this. She has been in my thoughts recently and I'm trying to figure her out without going crazy. Friends are hard to deal with most of the time. You must be flexible and yourself while around them.

But I digress, if you can find a dead body at Burger King anything can happen

Nipple is by far the most ubiquitous word in my lexicon. It makes a fine substitution for any number of words I am unable to remember. big words, small words, easy words, it makes no difference to nipple. It is the most useful word I know, next to sombrero.

Not to be outdone by my smarter and better looking friends (you know who you are) I have begun my own blog. I guess this way i won't have to email barb with my every mood swing, and Michelle will always know why I'm not available.

As my friends have recently started a blogger at http://expatsforjesus.blogspot.com. I now feel the need to have one. Of course my blog will not have nearly the outrageous things that DR and AMC come up with. I neither live in New Orleans, nor am I British. And we all know how "now" it is to be an expatriate!