The Logic of Porcology

Twice in two days... Perhaps a tale of two cities is really what this is. If I remember that masterpiece (Yes Michelle did call that one) correctly, it was about revolution and humanity. While there is no solid revolution in Prince George I am feeling very revolutionary. It seems that all the greatest novels are either about a revolution or are written with revolution in mind. And hence, I must begin a revolution so that I may write the most autofellatious novel of the century.

I will be recruting madmen and madwomen in the Prince George area for the rest of this week. Anyone looking to sign up should come to the Downtown Motel and ask for Chester... Please bring your own rifles and ammunition, I will bring the propaganda.