The Logic of Porcology

Life seems like such a spiral sometimes. A spiral oriented up/down, and though we say we learn from our mistakes I am not sure that is true. I consider myself an enlightened, though wholely unsuccesful, man and yet I seem to be experiencing the same situations for a second (sometimes third) time. I'm not even sure that I'm the cause of the relapse, and yet I am certainly the victim. So perhaps I am doomed to relive this pain because some idiot hasn't been on the other end of it before. Or maybe it's the same idiot as last time and he hasn't learned from his mistakes. Morons are so unpleasant. Not that I'm complaining, because this is much better than not living at all.